⚠ PLS FIX (ME) ⚠ · New drop · Available throughout the night · Utilization: 0% · WARNING: wearing this hat does not reduce billable hours · ⚠ PLS FIX (ME) ⚠
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pls fix (me)
hats for the broken
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Shop — pls choose carefully
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PLS FIX (ME) — GREEN
Forest green. Corporate-acceptable. For when you technically still work there.
€35.00
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PLS FIX (ME) — NAVY
Navy. Passes the dress code. No one needs to know what it means. You do.
€35.00
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PLS FIX (ME) — BLACK
Classic. For airports, client sites, and the quiet despair of Sunday PowerPoint.
€35.00
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★ COMING SOON. ALIGNMENT PENDING
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about.txt
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junior analyst. beached. counseled out gently.
start date deferred. utilization: zero.
AI made the deck. partner still said pls fix.
wore the hat to the feedback session.
no further questions.
pls fix. thx.
visitors
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YOU ARE VISITOR #
000836
best viewed 800×600
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system alert
WARNING:
Wearing this hat will not:
• Fix the deck
• Reduce client comments
• Make your manager align
• End the engagement early
It will make you look correct about everything.
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guestbook
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anonymous_consultant: "wore it on a client call. they thought it was about them. it was."
ex_bcg_2023: "my exit gift to myself. no regrets."
slide_goblin: "partner saw it, said nothing. that was alignment."
powerpoint_life: "it's the most honest thing i own"
cancun_edition_fan: "saw the pool photo. ordered immediately."